I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
Friend: I feel ya
Me: Yeah, Bioware didn't make him a romance option.
DD:=3 And what do you want me to do bout it nerd?
Giggling she licked her thumb and proceeded to rub the dick off his face,well sort of,his face kinda remained a little purple.
"Shush grump butt,now’s the time to adventure not to babble."
He rubbed at his cheek for a bit before giving into defeat and accepting the fact that he’ll be purple for a while.
"Ok. But would you please put me down?"
Avoiding his little request she quickly began to pull him around while searching for the hole,hoping to find it sooner or later so she doesn’t just waste her time walking around until she passed out from the lack of sleep.
At this point, Sollux was getting slightly impatient and eager to get back to his husktop.
"To the left. Jutht patht thothe treeth. I promithe I’m not kidding."
Finally once Em goes past the tree’s she stops abruptly as a large fucking hole stands in her path.
"Hooooooooly shit that’s big,I’ve never seen anyfin like it!"
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
IM GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS YOU LITTLE SHIT
Yeah,it’s just a magic trick i learned from an anime because i can.
THATS COOL I GUESS
Yup,now let me draw more dicks on you.
NO MORE WEIRD HUMAN BULGE DRAWINGS
-Quickly draws another dick on karkats face before running-
>Throw a random thick covered romance novel at her retreating figure after screaming a long list of colorful words and phrases
Prompts range from fluff to angst to violence to nsfw!
Some trigger warnings may apply.