A true skeleton meme
Leave ‘Lived long enough to become the villain’ to get a glimpse of my muse being a villain.

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The 12th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to being hit on in a bar

bitchshark:

hecalledme-vermin:

chainsxwsmile:

hawkxinxstar:

beatingxoutasamba:

choclxte:

despxcable:

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SEND ONE IF WE HAVEN’T INTERACTED

teezmesoftly:

Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"

Rude:

"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."

Dramatic:

"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"

Flirty:

"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes".

Romantic:

"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."

Enemy:

"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."

Unemotional:

"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?".

Okami 🐾 The Lands of Nippon [1/4]

Title: Marchin' On
Artist: OneRepublic
Album: Waking Up

accapitum:

nessa’s playlist → marchin’ on by onerepublic

we’ll have the days we break
and we’ll have the scars to prove it
we’ll have the bonds that we save
but we’ll have the heart not to lose it

for all of the times we stopped
for all of the things i’m not

we put one foot in front the other
we move like we ain’t got no other
we go when we go, we’re marchin’ on

there’s so many wars we’ve fought
there’s so many things we’re not
but with what we have
i promise you that
we’re marchin’ on

YO.

- I cannot stand you.
- I need advice.
- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
- I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
 - Wish you were mine.
 - You are ridiculous.
 - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪  - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
- Age?
- Sexual orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
- Your perfect girl/boy?

The 12th gif in your folder is your muse’s reaction to being hit on in a bar

scarygodmotherfandom:

the-baccano-fandom:

fangirl-fandomstuck:

ask-animaniacsfandom:

nocke-theformerlysuperstitious:

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sadim0uto:

Hello!! I’m in need of a HUGE signal boost right now (and maybe a big reporting session) because my best friend is being blackmailed by her ex boyfriend. 

I’m not exactly sure what I’m supposed to put here, but I feel like this should be a warning for anyone who knows him and just a general informative thing. Jacob lives in Australia and is 16 years of age. They’ve had a very unhealthy relationship and he’s threatened sending out her nudes multiple times. Jacob is very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards her and even ends up pulling me and her other friends into not being able to do anything because it’ll end up hurting her. He’s made around 7 Twitter accounts to contact my friend in the times that she was trying to get out of the relationship.

In the picture above, he’s posted her nudes and threatened her.

ALL IM ASKING IS FOR YOU TO REPORT HIM ON EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING:

His Twitter accounts all start with @/neinthousand but the one that was most recently used was: @/neinthousand12 (but it was apparently deleted)

His Facebook account is: Jacob R Hynes, and he has more but I am unable to find them. They’re under Jacob Hynes and the like.

securityguardheather:

((I think I should write a book called

"Am I actually going to roleplay or reblog shit?"))

For every ✿ sent, my muse will say something that makes them happy

samid11:

"Jane the Killer isn’t a sue!!!1!! >:( she’s a creepypasta and a good one at that!"

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"Laughing Jack is a good creepypasta!"

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"sonic.EXE is REALLY scary!"

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

devilishkurumi:

i love my ocs i dont care if they have dumb names and are dumb i still love them

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